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Leave A MessageSherlock was galloping through his deductions when Lestrade’s phone rang.

“Hold on,” said Lestrade, and then paused. “That’s odd.”

He showed the display to John.

“Number withheld: please pass phone to Sherlock Holmes,” John read out.

“Don’t answer it!" shouted Sherlock.

John stared at him. “Is this something to do with Mycroft?”

Sherlock turned abruptly and strode away.

At the lab they bumped into Molly. Almost immediately her mobile rang.

“Um..?” she said gazing at the screen.

“Message for Sherlock Holmes?” asked John.

“Turn your p
Hetalia Writing Meme 9Choose 10 characters:

1. Russia
2. Japan
3. Canada
4. Lithuania
5. Britain
6. France
7. Greece
8. Prussia
9. Belarus
10. America

1) You wake up and open your eyes, immediately you see [6] before your eyes. What do you do?

France: *leaning over me a bit, smiling flirtatiously as always* Ah~ Bonjour, mon cher~ Did you sleep well?
Me: *not amused*.....Francis....What the FrUK are you doing in my room?
France: Honhonhon~ I 'eard you mumbling in your sleep, and decided to check it out. Some'zing about wanting your boyfriend to--
Me: *blushing hard, though thoroughly pissed off* You have 5 seconds to get out of here, before I frickin' murder yo
ForesightDebra Mae was an astonishingly good programmer.  

Her code always worked correctly the first time, and she never missed a deadline.  Her workspace was immaculate, but curiously devoid of personal effects.  No framed pictures, no toys, just her small collection of pens lined up according to color and an inbox for the occasional old-school paper input.

Her computer was equally immaculate.  Nothing extra on her desktop, no stray icons.  If one peeked at her browser history there’d be nothing there but work-related google searches and company stuff.

She dressed neatly but very plainly.  I suspected she had four dresses in her wardrobe an
Morby al reves, es decir, MarleenMargaret y Eileen se encontraban trabajando en la cafetería, pero como no había ningún alma alrededor empezaron a conversar.

-¿Quieres ir a mi departamento esta noche a jugar?- dijo Eileen
-No puedo esta noche, voy a ir a ver a Mordecai en el parque ahorita y lo voy a invitar a salir
-¿En serio?- dijo Eileen en un tono molesto

Eileen sabía que Mordecai el arrendajo era un chico cualquiera, que por más que saliera Margaret con él nunca se fijaría en su mejor amiga, solo la hacía pasar malos ratos por demostrar que ella existía para el plumífero.

-No vayas co
Morby infinito-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del tiempo- dijo Rigby al entrar al cuarto con un nuevo aparato como el que se había destruido.
-Genial-dijo Mordecai
-Me dijeron que tenía un pequeño defecto, pero fue gratis, así que lo tome.
-Te amo Rigby
-¡Wow!

Mordecai y Rigby confesaron su amor el uno para el otro, se abrazaron y se dieron un beso de forma muy apasionada, pasaron el mejor momento de sus vidas.

-Desearía que esto volviera a repetirse- dijo Mordecai
-Tengo la solución- dijo Rigby

Rigby acciono su máquina del tiempo y regresó minutos atrás antes que Mordecai le confesara su amor.

-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del
Where Did Indigo?blue Violet Green.

yellow Red: "Orange?"
60 For 60: The Boscombe Valley MysteryWhen I first began sharing lodgings with Holmes, I thought he had no interest in literature. I soon discovered this was not the case.

He was so enthusiastic about George Meredith’s work that he accepted an invitation to a function Meredith was attending.

“A fascinating man,” Holmes told me later. “His friend Conan Doyle was most offhand with me though.”
A Welcome Letter From DeathHello Claude.
I hope this letter finds you well. In fact I'm certain it will. See, you've managed to escape my icy grip once again, Claude. And I'm not pleased about that. Not one iota. That's the third time you've cheated me this month.
But I digress.
I'm not writing this letter to chastise you, Claude. Not at all. In fact, if anything, I should be congratulating you. It's rare indeed that someone of your ..... shall we say "intellect" ..... one-ups the Grand Reaper himself. (And remember, not just once; not twice; but three ..... count 'em ..... THREE times!) That's one highly impressive feat.
But in all seriousness, Claude. How DO you do it? I've tried to figure it out. I've watched and rewatched the video feeds; I've played them forwards, I've played them backwards; I've sped them up, I've slowed them down; I've run through them frame-by-oafish-frame and I just. Can't. Figure it out!
Now, the first time? I can understand that. I mean it happens all the time. Guy goes out with his f
TonyXReader: Texting Before TraningI saw someone do something like this with Marvel before and see what it's like.I'm testing this out All rights belong to that person who started this.
8:19 am Monday May 16th 2013
Tony: Ok, So what I'm gonna be bored for 6hrs?
 
You: Hey do you want me not to join shield?
 
Tony: Um, no I like you here and you're the only one who can calm Royal pants down and the Jolly green giant. But I don't see why I can't get you home schooled.
 
You: ?_? Now you wanna keep me hidden to yourself?
 
 
Tony: That would be nice, Besides it's great here.
 
You: Hey I didn't know I was talking to Loki! And when were you capable to have a Girlfriend with out having one nighters?
8:26 AM
 
Tony: -Sniffle- Well I'm sorry "Natasha"
 
You: Damn you beat me on that one.
 
Tony: Hurrah!
 
 
You: Great now you're Thor.
 
Tony: I bet I can hammer you better than he can.
 
You: Tony... Still not sleeping with you.
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in
bees".
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
5. I will not go to class skyclad.
6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
8. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an
Mystery Of You
Shimmer Women Athletes
Volume 58

Victoria McKenzie vs Kana

As the bell sounded for Victoria McKenzie and Kana as the two women paced around the ring, the lankier McKenzie scowled and rolled her neck several times before the two locked up, Victoria slid under Kana's arm and locked in a rear waist-lock with a smug grin on her face as the former Shimmer Champion went to lift the smaller joshi star up for amature wrestling takedown, only for Kana to latch her legs around Victoria's long legs, taking advantage Kana suddenly rolled forward forcing Victoria to let go of the hold.

As Kana smirked slightly to the 6ft Australian, the notriously hot-
Canis Lupus Familiaris on Homo SapiensHomo Sapien and I may never see eye to eye, in part because eye level for me is his knee high. He walks on two awkward legs, and covers them in fur which is not his own. His paws are long and wide, but so useless he feels the need to conceal them. I have tried to teach him the value of walking on four legs, but he does not understand. Always, he yells, "Off, dog!" and shoves me, and, tail low and eyes bulging, I leave him be. Homo Sapien and I do not agree; he believes two legs is best. I have tried to walk on two legs, but it was so unbalanced, so awkward, so comparatively slow and inefficient, that I needed to lean on him for support. Alas,
An Altercation Of Different GenerationsFriday Night Smackdown
17/5/13

Renee Young smiled brightly as the WWE Universe who were attending the Smackdown event were going to get a segment that four young talents had been pushing for as Renee said

"Please welcome my guest at this time. Damien Sandow" the Smackdown fans booed as 'The Intellectual Saviour' stepped into frame with his traditional patronising smug grin, dressed in his signature robe, the bearded man began to speak

"Thank you Renee, you can depart now" says Sandow shooing the blonde interviewer away as he started to speak

"Now I would like too-" Sandow was cut off by someone playing a guitar off screen, causing Sandow
Skype Isn't The Same As Being There Live
Melissa couldn't help but raise an eyebrow at her wife, who was muttering to herself about something that Mel couldn't make out.

"Sweetie, everything cool?" asks Melissa as Victoria looked at her wife, almost emotionless which geuninly disturbed Melissa, seeing the normally animated Victoria being so stoic scared her slightly

"Yeah..I'm good" replies Victoria sounding almost choked up as Melissa sighs softly

"This is about Shannon isn't it?" mentions Melissa in a caring tone of a mother talking to her child, Victoria's autism made her, at times anyway, come across as child-like.

With a heavy sigh Victoria nods saying "My family were there
The Boy who Lived in His HeadThere once was boy who lived in his head.
His parents did keep him there; they no longer
wanted him in their stead .
So, the time he did waste
in his own dreamt up place
where the animals could talk
and the grass surely would walk.

It all seemed so right but his teachers thought it so wrong.
They never did complain ; even with loads of work, early it was
done and he would be gone.
Gone away from a world so drab;
he would play out fantasies right in the middle of class.
His peers would stare but he would never pay them any mind.
He was constantly away, never paying attention to time.

Through the yards he would roam, no care in his though
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Calsey's Bloatiful Circus Part 1

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Calsey Willson had just graduated From High school today. At age 18 with Blond hair standing 6''4 with 34DD boobs and blue eyes and a diploma in hand Clasey couldn't wait to see what were Her Options for work were in the summer. 
Damn, I was once 14 now I'm 18 and ready for life at work huh? Calsey thought. But as the days went by the slots for work were very slim, Calsey saw that all her friends were getting jobs quicker than her and job positions were all taken. Except for one that Even sent Shivers down her back.
"Wh-What the Hell?!" Calsey exclaimed out loud as she read the jobs in the news Paper.
"Female Clown Wanted?!" She yelled.
'Wanted: A female Clown or A young lady that would like the once in a lifetime offer of working in Cirque Du flate, where you can fly with Professionals and Have a Good Laugh!(No experiences required) 30 dollars an hour' 
they want a Female clown Huh? well like Hell I'll join them! Clasey thought with a Smirk.
But I does sound kind fun though, I mean I always liked Making people Smile and Laugh but work as a Clown that might be fun to....Calsey thought .
.......................................Next day............................................................................................
"Calsey you have a Letter in the mail!" Millie, Calsey's mother yelled Up stairs.
'Oh I really hope its the letter from the modeling Fashion company!" Calsey though as she ran down stairs.
"Here you go sweetie, it say's its addressed to you" Millie said Handing Calsey the letter.
"Huh? why are their Party balloons on the stamp?" Calsey asked doughtfully as she eyed the Letter.
"I dunno open it It might be important or something " Millie said, then shrugged and Watched as Calsey slowly began to tear open the letter, Ripping the lining and Pulled out a folded Piece of paper that then, BAM! Calsey Jumped back as Confetti flew out of the paper and Landed Everywhere.
"What in the hell was that?" Millie Said Surpirzed. Calsey looked at the Paper and couldn't believe what was written, then Calsey fainted.
Millie, took the letter and Looked at what it had to say it read: CONGRATULATIONS! Calsey Willson! For you have just won a spot in Cirque Du flate's Crew of Female Clowns! at 1:00 today you are to be here (required you haven't eaten lunch yet lunch will be given to you after a few lessons) at the Main tent (The main tent is Red and orange) we hope to see you there!~Signed Head master Du Ponzer.
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~Butterzup Jan 19, 2013
oh ho ho! That seems to get interesting :D
,,required you haven't eaten lunch yet''

I wonder what would happen if she would (maybe in version 2...you musn't of course nor here :no:)
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~Dontbow Jan 19, 2013  Student General Artist
ok But Like I said the rest is a Surprize But I'm making part 2 now
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~Butterzup Jan 19, 2013
(don't worry about my suggestion with the food-thing, cou can drop it if you want :aww:)
sure! don't tell me c:
I will just tell my suggestions and critique as comments then c:
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~Dontbow Jan 19, 2013  Student General Artist
Ok, I'm open to Suggestions you know
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~Butterzup Jan 19, 2013
yeah yeah, I will tell that if I see the next parts c:
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~Dontbow Jan 19, 2013  Student General Artist
Ok
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~Butterzup Jan 19, 2013
I hope it doesn't need too much time ;3
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~Dontbow Jan 19, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh If i dont finish today I'll Finish it early tomarrow morning
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